{"product_id":"t-shirt-dad-tax-making-sure-it-s-not-poison-skull-graphic-fathers-day-tee","title":"T-Shirt — “Dad Tax: Making Sure It’s Not Poison” Skull Graphic Fathers Day Tee","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth 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Whether you're looking for a unique \u003cstrong\u003eFather's Day gift\u003c\/strong\u003e, a birthday surprise for a handy husband, or just a heavy-duty \u003cstrong\u003egraphic tee for men\u003c\/strong\u003e that stands out, this vintage-inspired shirt delivers a self-aware punchline with plenty of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it while tinkering in the garage, firing up the backyard grill, or showing up to family gatherings with a grin. 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